INVITATION TO THE EXCLUSIVE LAUNCH OF RIPOSTE CRYPTO CRYPOSTE <3 <3
This is not a pyramid scheme just a reverse triangle! A true revolution in the economy designed exclusively for the elite few who understand the value of taking risks wearing suits and being queer
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This unique investment opportunity falls on the 16th May a rave so private so elitist and so devastatingly stylish missing out would be financially irresponsible
Business attire is MANDATORY honey Think Wall Street but make it queer
!!! ENTRY REQUIREMENTS !!!
- Your official LGBTQIA+ membership card or an invitation from a certified queer trader
- A serious attitude towards wealth accumulation and financial disruption
- A dedication to the downfall of Tesla and Musk and a commitment to taking your rightful place amongst the 1%
- A ticket to this high-stakes high-net-worth event
If you are not
X A very strong ally personally vouched for by an insider
X A serious business mogul ready to trade billions
X Prepared to embrace post-capitalist anarcho-gay financial utopia #GAY
Then why are you even reading this??
$$$ DON’T HAVE BILLIONS IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT $$$
Fear not Throughout the night exclusive games will provide opportunities to trade and earn billions in the new Riposte currency CRYPOSTE $$$
!!! BONUS FEATURES !!!
To help our valued traders stay in the mood to hack the market you can expect
- Mind-bending music
- Cutting-edge art installations
- A few high-risk high-reward liquid assets from the bar
Secure your spot in this once-in-a-lifetime economic disruption event Dress well trade well and remember IN CRYPOSTE WE TRUST
Model @alisonfacun
Artistic direction @j_eden
Photography/lighting @george.budden
Disclaimer: This rave will parody tech culture, crypto bros, and financial elitism, tongue-in-cheek fun through satire. A portion of the profits will be donated to a Point of Pride @pointofprideorg, a charity supporting trans people in the U.S.A. directly impacted by the current crisis <3