Reverse Cowgirl - Queer FLINTA Hoedown by Slagland

Slagland is back with the ride of your life. Introducing: Reverse Cowgirl. Slag spring has sprung and we’re donning our cunty cowboy boots and tiniest rhinestone bikinis for the slaggiest hoedown in history. Think quickies in the barn with the farmer’s wife. Think Carrie Bradshaw at THAT Hamptons party. Think Cowboy Carter. Think pay pigs, cum pigs and cunty cows. Think pickup trucks and farmyard muck. Think OTT. Think slutty hay bales. Think denim and diamonds. Think assless chaps. Think beads of sweat and long desert roads. Think sexy, trashy, silly and maybe a bit dark. This isn’t the pink pony club, this is rattlesnake realness and dirt road debauchery. We’ll have our usual slaggy activities planned, with cuntry crafts plenty of silly fun (strip poker anyone!?), plus a banging lineup to keep you hot all night long. Lines and linedancing welcome xo It’s time to reclaim the rodeo. Save a horse ride a (reverse) cowgirl on May 17th Dress code: Think western cowgirl realness - slaggy sherifs, whores and horses, boots and booty - but not compulsory! Slaggy is essential as ever though. See our lookbook for inspo Accessibility: This is a loft space. The main dance-floor and toilets are accessible with a lift, but there are steps up to the chillout area. The smoking area is down the lift with a further three steps down to ground level. Welfare: We are working with Safe Only Ltd to provide safeguarding on the night, and all toilets are gender-neutral. We do our best to make Slagland as safe a space as possible. If any slag in attendance experiences anything that makes them feel in any way strange or uncomfortable, please please please come and speak to us. Nothing is too small to talk about, and there will never, ever be any judgement. The Slagland team will all be wearing pink armbands, and Safe Only will be wearing high vis. Please note a ticket doesn’t guarantee entry and we will have slags on the door to ensure everyone attending is here for the queer ethos of Slagland. Str8 cis men take note: this is not ur space to pick up slags. We will not tolerate any creepiness from anyone in attendance. FAQs: What does it mean to be a slag? It’s freeing, liberating and hilarious. You don’t need to have lots of sex. It’s about what’s in your heart. Who can come? We’re a FLINTA-first queer party but all slags are welcome. Think about why you’re coming and be conscious of the space you’re in. What’s the tunes? Queer electronic slagthems! Techno, garage, DnB, classic queer bangers... An eclectic hot mix to get you whores on the dance floor. Is it a play party? We aren’t a play/ sex party - but expect playfulness and sexiness!! We’re here to boogie and get hot. What happens after is ur business, boo. When's last entry? 02:30 bby - so we can all boog too! What if I can't afford a ticket? Times r hard. We have a number of tickets set aside for low-income Slags. DM us to find out more.