LINUX PRESENTS: CLOUT9

Music: Tad (Occupy The Disco, NYC) Tommy Hart (CDMX) Hosted by: Fashion Faguette, Vera Westwood, Essence Hey, it’s your Mother bitch. No, not that mother, she don’t wanna text your ass! Me, Linux: THE New York it-girl. Guess what? Space opened up at my cunt Gabriela Monthly, CLOUT9… Clear your Friday schedule, prepare yourself for how we run things at Clout9, where our priorities are set straight. This is a LINUX party, after all, where God Is An It Girl. Here, we embody all things wrong with the Culture - Nightlife has a rule not to have phones on the dancefloor. At clout9? YOU MUST HAVE A CELL PHONE IN HAND FLASH ON or you will NOT be allowed to dance with us. No telefono? No Bailandamos. - There is no dark room, at this party: sex strictly happens in the DM’s behind your boyfriends back. - Get your Shazam’s ready for Occupy The Disco’s Tad and Mexico City’s Tommy Hart to keep the music fucky all night long. Attendees must scream guesses to samples they hear playing, wrong answers with utmost confidence will be rewarded. - FREE before 10pm, $20 after. I bet if you are obnoxious and rudely ask the door person “don’t you know who I am?” You’ll be given expedited entry. - IF YOU TRY TO TIP BARTENDERS WITH YOUR DRINK TICKETS, PREPARE FOR EYEROLLS. We don’t want your paper money. Tag us in your stories as we hand off your beverage. - Fill as many people as you can into the toilettes, this is Berlin baby, these are your green rooms. Make yourself at home, you earned it…STAR. - Do not read any of this information, text Linux or the owner of Gabriela night of at 11pm and I’m sure they’ll be happy to personally spell things out for you. This is your world, remember. AND LASTLY: IF YOU WANNA GET TO HEAVEN, YOURE GUNNA HAVE TO GET HIGH. No presale tickets Doors at 9pm DJs 10pm - Late Free before 10pm $20 after CASH ONLY ATM onsite 90 Wythe Ave Brooklyn, NY Flyer by @justaddwateradri Gabriela is a dream we had when we needed music the most. A blissful escape that brings us together. ~ Our mission is to create an energetic and engaged dance floor, where people of all backgrounds have a safe place to express themselves. Have as much fun as possible, but never at anyone else’s expense. Admittance to our venue is determined at the door in an effort to create what we dreamt up. We have a very intimate space and we hope you appreciate and respect the door staff. Consent is mandatory! It is sexy! Be mindful of the people sharing space with you. We have a ZERO tolerance policy for discrimination, harassment or violence of any kind. Alert staff if you need help. In order to allow people to immerse themselves in our dance floor, please keep phone use, chatting and flash photography to a minimum. There are plenty of other spaces to lounge in the rest of the club if you’re feeling called to doing any of these things. Take care of yourself and each other. xo