Aquaria • Griffin Maxwell Brooks • Joopiter

Subject: Action Required: Upcoming Mandatory Team-Building Rave Dear Team, As part of our ongoing initiative to drive engagement, foster synergy, and operationalize joy, we’re excited to announce an *after-hours* alignment opportunity: HARD @ WORK: A Cross-Departmental Rave Experience This is your quarterly performance review—conducted on the dancefloor. This best-in-class cultural touchpoint is designed to leverage our collective bandwidth and move the needle on morale KPIs (Key Performance Indicators) through immersive sonic ideation and rhythm-based collaboration. Agenda Highlights: • Deliverables include: glow sticks, quiet quitting rituals, and ideating + iterating, passive aggressive out-of-office replies • DJ sets from the folks in Legal • HR violations in real time • Scalable, actionable grinding, agile sprints • Safe space for malicious compliance and bandwidth burnout • KPI-themed line dancing (Q2 Forecast Edition) This is a mandatory fun opportunity. Please circle back by EOD to ensure stakeholder alignment and avoid escalation. ⫸ LOOKS Business Casual Slutcore (circle back with HR for guidelines) • business goth • ties • thigh highs • Slack CHANEL • clipboards ⫸ MUSIC Aquaria Griffin Maxwell Brooks Joopiter ⫸ GROUPS & RESERVED TABLES We offer packages for groups, special celebrations or just because you're fabulous. Book yours at houseofyes. org/tables or reach out to reservations@houseofyes. org ⫸ GET ON THE LIST Subscribe for first access to tickets and special invites: houseofyes. org/yesemails ◆ SAFER SPACES POLICY ◆ House of Yes is a space for everyone to feel welcome. We have zero tolerance for harassment, unwanted touch, and discrimination. Always ASK before touching anyone. If someone is making you uncomfortable, speak to a security guard or ask for a manager - we will help you. All restrooms in our venue are gender neutral. Find out more at houseofyes. org/safer ◆ INFO & FAQ ◆ 21+ | No Re-Entry | No Refunds | More questions? Head to houseofyes. org/FAQ #DANCE #PARTY @HOY